What she says and what she means

If there would ever be a guide book to understand women, it would be only blank pages. It is true that one cannot understand women and machinery. The mood swings are extreme and can leave you wondering. But here is a quick guide to

What she says and what she means

1. “I’ll be there in 5 minutes” means Get ready to wait for another half hour”.10KeyThings-1 What she says and what she means

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2. “I am busy with work” means I don’t have a spare minute to fit you in my schedule.10KeyThings-2 What she says and what she means

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3. “It is okay” means It is so not okay and you’ll have to pay for this 2 months and 13 days later.10KeyThings-3 What she says and what she means

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4. “Do you love me?” means I am going to ask for something exorbitant, so be ready for the hole in your pocket.10KeyThings-4 What she says and what she means

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5. “I don’t want to ruin our friendship” means I don’t see that spark in you and you are not my type. In other words, “I don’t feel the chemistry to date you.” She wants to remain friends with you.10KeyThings-5 What she says and what she means

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6. “Am I looking fat?” means Say yes, and you are screwed.10KeyThings-6 What she says and what she means

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7. “I am just kidding” means I was pretty much serious and you are dumb not to understand my sarcasm.

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8. “I am really not upset anymore” means I am totally upset and secretly demand extra pampering.10KeyThings-8 What she says and what she means

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9. “I am full” means I am starving, but hen how to say this directly.10KeyThings-9 What she says and what she means

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10. “Who was that girl?” means Just tell me the name, the rest I’ll find out myself.10KeyThings-10 What she says and what she means

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11. “Nothing” means there is definitely something and you should be aware of it. All you men, if you still have not figured out, what it is then you are for sure into trouble.10KeyThings-11 What she says and what she means

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12. “Fine” means That’s the easiest way to end a fight woman knows. All you men should consider it as OK and walk away. You must now feel lucky!10KeyThings-12 What she says and what she means

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13. “Can you hug me” means she is on her periods and she is missing someone being by her side. Sex is not on her mind.10KeyThings-13 What she says and what she means

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14. “We need” means ‘I need’. It is very specifically means – “I need this”10KeyThings-14 What she says and what she means

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15. “This room is” means For sure she is not liking it and giving you a hint to think of moving to a better place.10KeyThings-15 What she says and what she means

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16. “I am sorry” means Beware! Stay geared up for something worst going to happen where you will have to feel sorry.10KeyThings-16 What she says and what she means

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17. “Do you want to eat out?” means She has found a new place to eat. She is not in a mood to cook today.10KeyThings-17 What she says and what she means

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18. “Your mother taught me” means You better like it, how so ever it tastes.10KeyThings-18 What she says and what she means

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19. “I am not shouting” means She wants to be heard and make it clear to you. You better agree to it.10KeyThings-19 What she says and what she means

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20. “Are you seeing someone right now?” means She might want to put an application. Also, she wants to be sure that she is not wasting her time on an already taken man.10KeyThings-20 What she says and what she means

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21. “Where is this relationship going?” means She either want to graduate to the next level or she wants to move out of it.10KeyThings-21 What she says and what she means

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